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-====== Anzac cookies ======
+====== Žemľovka ======
+[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%BDemlovka|More info]]. I counted at least 5 different types of sugar.
 What:
-  * 250g flour
+  * 600g+ stale bread rolls or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kifli|rohlíky]]
-  * 250g butter or [[cannabutter]]
+  * not much milk
-  * 200g rolled oats
+  * 4 eggs
-  * 200g maple syrup/honey/vanilla sugar
+  * a shitload of apples
-  * 150g shredded coconut
+  * 250g [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_(dairy_product)|quark]]
-  * salt
+  * 50g butter
-  * baking powder
+  * Traditionally raisins but fuck that dried cranberries fit so much better
-  * idk, cinnamon?
+  * Sugar (snorting quality)
+  * Sugar (vanilla)
+  * Maple syrup
+  * One plastic bottle
+  * Rum (optional if you're a pirate)
+  * Lemon juice (optional, only if you plan to cook tomorrow)
 How:
-Mix, make into shapes, bake for 30min at 120°C then 10min at 150°C.
+We're making this layout:
+<code>
+bread rolls
+apple shreds
+bread rolls
+filling
+bread rolls
+snow
+</code>
+If you are able to plan anything in this day and age, soak cranberries in some rum the day before. Get them shitfaced. Peel the apples, shred them, mix with maple syrup and add some lemon juice to preserve them in the fridge.
+Now (present), break some eggs, use the plastic bottle to start a race war by separating whites from yolks.
+Dipping:
+Mix milk with 3 egg yolks and some sugar. Cut bread rolls into tiny wheels. Dip them and place on the cooking tray. Faster: spill some dip on cooking tray and throw some bread roll wheels on it. Cover with apple shreds. Then maple syrup. Layer with bread wheels.
+Filling:
+Mix 1 egg yolk with quark, cranberries, a bit of butter and some sugar (boring one and the vanilla one). Layer with bread wheels. Dip them only on the bottom side.
+Crust #1
+Melt the butter by playing some Enrique Iglesias. Don't overdo it. Mix it with sugar and dip top sides in that to make it crunchy.
+Bake in oven for 45min, 160°. Meanwhile make [[snow]].
+Crust #2
+Layer snow atop of the thing, bake for another 15 mins.
+Done, enjoy it cold or hot.